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First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.


1) Violet Parr (the Incredibles)
2) Steve (Coupling)
3) Fry (Futurama)
4) Joxer (Xena)
5) Spiderman
6) Raphael (Ninja Turtles)
7) Yakko (Animaniacs)
8) Tommy Gavin (Rescue Me)
9) Randal (Clerks)
10) Matthew (Newsradio)
11) Brendon (Home Movies)
12) Frylock (ATHF)



Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

I have not. Raph and Brendon? I dunno, it might be interesting. But again, Ninja Turtles having sex with regular people, male or female, is pretty fucked up :/

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Joxer is very cute. That whole bumbly "OMG I'm a nerd and I need yo' pity love!" kinda way. Le shrug. I'd do him.

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Snark! First of all, I don't do the whole Male Preg thing. WEIRD. Secondly, FRYLOCK IS FRIES. FRIES CANNOT HAVE SEX WITH PEOPLES. And even if they could, Tommy'd never have sex with a DUDE 'cause he's a total homophobe.

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?

I read one really, really funny Clerks: TAS fic that could have been another episode, it was so good and so well written. It made me laugh so hard. I hope I still have the link somewhere. *EDIT*: I found it. It's here if you're curious. It made me laugh a lot.

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Again, Raph is a turtle, and Steve is a person. If they did have a relationship, Steve would be calling Jeff on the phone from Raph's bedroom "Jeff, I need your help! He wants to have sex but I don't know where his thing is." It'd be awkward and everyone would laugh. Oh that Steve.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

HAHAHA MATTHEW/SPIDERMAN! Because I'D LAUGH MY ASS OFF. But, I bet Randal'd go for Spiderman, heh. He'd cream his little fanboy pants.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Though he has the sarcasm of an adult, I'm pretty sure he's a kid. So he'd be scared if he saw *anyone* having sex, nevertheless a British man and FLOATING FRIES.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Fry accidentally goes back in time to New York and gets a job as a copy boy in the WNYX office. He meets Matthew and they hit it off, because they're both incredibly stupid for each other. They make out in a janitor's closet and are both confused afterwards.

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

EW. NO. Because that would make Tommy Gavin a pedophile, and there should be no pedo fluff. Tommy Gavin is a low, vile, disgusting human being with a lot of problems, but (luckily) he's never sunk as low as pedo. Especially not on invisible little girls. But when Violet comes of age, that's a different story. But fuck, what I am thinking? THERE IS NO FLUFF WITH TOMMY GAVIN. EVER!

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

"No one knows what I am or where I come from, either."

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

There would be time traveling, and Violet would be all "omg I just turned eighteen and i'm naive" and joxer would be all "*thank you god*" It'd be very Sue-tastic.

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

"I'M THE BEST ELF EVER!" or something equally as nerdy. But then again, Matthew would never have a moment of great passion. At least not sexually.

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?

Oooh that's hard. "Lie Still, Little Bottle" by They Might Be Giants. 'Cause it's all about addiction and that's what Tommy knows best.

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?

Pedo and Interspecies romance

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?

He could use no pick-up line. He could not be subtle or crafty, because Matthew doesn't understand sexaul things. He'd have to be like "MATTHEW I WANT TO KISS YOU!" and Matthew would be like, "What?"

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Um, I believe it was a Peter Parker/Harry Osborn slash fic. Which was actually really well written.

What is Six's super-sekrit kink?

Doin' it with the humans. And being all dirty about it.

Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

never. again, Tommy doesn't go the pedo road. Or the gay road. I'm pretty sure he travels down every other road though.

If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

Fry. Fry would dominate and shatter pour Yakko's little world.

"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

Okay. So: Violet and Randal are in a happy relationship until Randal suddenly runs off with Joxer. Violet, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Brendon and a brief unhappy affair with Frylock, then follows the wise advice of Spiderman and finds true love with Fry.

I would call it "Strange Love", I think. Because I can't think of anything else right now. slartabartfest, givethesignal, and wolfychan would read it, I bet. And I think I should write it. Or bec_87rb because she's good at writing really odd things really well. But I dunno if she'd know everyone in the fic well enough.

Dude, if I get bored sometime, I'm doing it.



SCHOOL ON WEDNESDAY, I DON'T WANNA GOOOOOO.

So la dee dee dah, I'll just procrastinate things! I have so much to do in two days, it's not even funny! So I'll do some memes and crochet a scarf (which actually looks like a scarf! I'm not fancy, but the edges are straight and I am SO DAMN happy about that!) and not read or clean my room! La dee doodle de daaahhh.